Are you tired of the same old product photography? Are you ready to take your e-commerce game to a different level? Then you’ve come to the right place! In this article, I’ll show you how to stand out from the competition with some innovative product photography techniques, that do away with photography altogether.

The Ultimate Product Page

Blank Except For A Buy Now Button!

First off, forget about those boring product photos and descriptions. If you really want to catch your customers’ attention, have product pages that only have a “Buy Now” button! Give the customer a dangerous thrill by doing business with you. They will be really surprised when your product reaches them. Trust us, nothing says “surprise” like not knowing what you’re actually buying!

Who Needs A Professional Camera?

But if you insist on showing your product, why not use a Fisher Price camera to take your product pics? Sure, the images won’t look like your product, but that’s just the kind of whimsy that sells products these days. Who needs crisp, clear images when you can have a hazy, blurry mess?

The Power Of No Copy

And don’t forget about the power of typography. Typography and white space create interest, but having no typography is ground breaking. Who said product page descriptions have to be long, detailed and boring? Nobody reads those things anyway. Plus think of the money you’ll save on a copywriter!

Make It Unrelatable

Another innovative technique is to show your product in unexpected contexts. For example, if you’re selling a computer mouse, why not show it caught in a mouse trap? Or if you’re selling a bike, show it being ridden by a clown. The possibilities are endless! Several other unrelateable ideas are having Jeff Bezo swimming in dollar bills, or showing Bill Gates at one of his many mansions. Only a few people in the world can relate to that type of money.

Because Green Screens Look So Real When Done By Untrained Videographers…

And if you really want to go all out, why not use a green screen and add some special effects to your product photos? Make it look like your product is floating in space, being chased by a dinosaur, or exploding in a shower of glitter. Your customers will line up to buy your product after seeing that!

Dare To Be Different

Finally, don’t be afraid to think outside the box when it comes to product photography. Who knows, you might just start a trend that everyone else will be copying in no time. So go forth and create some truly memorable product pages!

Note: This is not advice. If you follow this article we are not responsible for the demise of your business.

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